The Truth About Unicorns

You have all heard the legends about unicorns, right?. Some say they're not real. Some say they are. Some say they're extinct. Some say they're immortal. Some say they're tall, short, fat, thin, etc. Do you want to know the truth about unicorns? I'll tell you. Unicorns are immortal. They come in many different shapes, sizes, colors, and personalities. They are more like humans than you think. They can read, write, draw, sing, dance etc. They can speak in all languages. It is not true that they are slow. In fact they're ten times as fast as a cheetah. There are five types of unicorns. There are Earth unicorns, Fire unicorns, Air unicorns, Water unicorns, and Blue unicorns. Don't listen to back stabbers who claim that there are evil unicorns. Unicorns are pure good. Also there are no meat eating unicorns. Unicorns are herbivores. That means they only eat plants. If anyone claims that they have a real unicorn horn, don't listen to them. It's a fake horn! A real unicorn's horn cannot be removed from its head. It's impossible! If anyone claims to have seen a dead unicorn, don't believe them. You can't kill a unicorn!!! The word immortal means it will never die no matter what. Also for those of you who are making fun of unicorns and doing cruel things that have to do with them, stop it now!!! Unicorns have feelings! They need to be treated with respect. So stop making jokes, trying to hunt or capture them and start helping them. The unicorns are in hiding because of your cruel doings and they are both scared and angry. If unicorns know they can trust you there would be no reason for them to hide, but if you betray their trust, they'll hide where you will never find them. So don't be cruel to unicorns. Be kind to them and they will be your friend forever. I would just like to remind you that rhinos aren't even close to being related to unicorns!